Salmon Attack! – Capri, Italy
Attack of the Salmon Pants, that is, kittens. W-o-w. Dunno what’s in the water here (wait, more accurately where all these tourists come from), but the pastel hue of Salmon has invaded Capri ‘fashion’. Men’s ‘wardrobes’, as I actually abhor referring to it as ‘fashion’. OK, enough with the ‘air quotes’ ” ” ” Shit I can’t stop! Anyhoo, women would never dress like this. But they do let their men leave their hotel rooms sporting Salmon. Hmmm. Throw that pudgy, pasty man of yours under the bus, ladies!
Whatever, it’s not a pretty sight. Salmon, actually all gilled creatures, should take offense. At the risk of making your eyes bleed (and of being completely random), refer below, all taken within a two-hour window while getting hammered in the main Pizzetta in Capri – this is just a subset! Hey, maybe VdV needs to add a fashion section.
The author & photographer are on the right!
