Timbuk2 Booze Chillers
Get ready to give that enviro-crappy styro cooler a big heave-ho and start chillin’ in style, bitches!
Just in time for tailgater..I mean football…season, the folks best known for transforming the messenger bag from something only those uber-cool, tatted bike messengers sported, to something sylin’ that any ol’ pencil-necked geek could own.
Well, the geniuses at Timbuk2, never ones to rest on their laurels (wtf is a laurel, anyway?) have elevated things to a new level. Meet your new BFF, the Dolores Chiller.
I mean, life is too short for warm brewskis, feel me? Room-temp PBRs are just acky. Dolores is cleverly disguised as an innocent messenger bag, but opens to reveal the perfect stash for your 12-pack (no I’m not talking about your abs. Look in the mirror). This puppy is fully insulated to 
keep your fave beer (or bottles of vino…or that bottle of Fernet for all you bartenders) icy cold for hours. Which is waaayy longer than the beer will last.
It even has a bottle opener attached, although most of us can open up a bottle with just about anything ranging from a lighter to a comb to a seat belt buckle. Plus, we highly suggest cans for most events. They get colder faster!
Then even better, unlike coolers from days of yore, Dolores smushes down nice and flat when the party’s over, saving you valuable trunk room.
Goes for about $120. This just made my b-day present list for this month. Are you listening, VdVers?
VdV Rating: 3
