VinDivine

Greetings from South Beach, bitches! South Beach Miami that is. Yup, ol J&J did the South Beach (SF) to South Beach (Miami) boogie. Sitting here in a fat cabana by the pool as I speak, next to what appears to be the next cast for ‘Real Housewives of Miami’. Shit I just got busted trying to get a photo of them on my iPhone. Anyhoo, lot’s of sights, both good, bad and ugly. Let me tell ya fella, this is livin’. Let me tell ya something else too. I picked a very bad time to leave the camera at home…Just sayin’.

So, this place rocks. Straight up. Our room, which I don’t think is even much above their standard room, called the ‘Spectacular Suite’ is pretty f’ing spectacular. I mean, if yours truly had a place here, we’d be hard pressed to do a more sick job of trickin’ it out. Mod is the word. About 600 square feet, the floors are all bleached hardwood, offset by dark brown walnut wood closets and built-ins for all your speedos and thongs.

Gorgeous brown and tan striped marble bathrooms, a huge shower with water jets everywhere (Seriously, everywhere), big double sinks, all good. The main room is a junior suite kinda set up, broken into two rooms by a little sectional and a very cool hanging light fixture that turns into a wind chime when you swing open the double wide doors onto the terrace.  There’s two good size flat screens, excellent linens, horse hair rugs (sorry, Mr. Ed), blah blah.  Every room here has at least a good ocean view from the terrace.

The service rocks, and there’s several restaurants and beau coup bars. Serving Grey Goose and Soda for about $18 a pop. Hey, call it an entertainment tax for the eye candy and f’d conversations you’ll overhear. Looking at it that way, it’s a bargain.  We’ll get back at ya with more details on the restaurants and bars soon. Stay tuned!

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