Watermelon Vodka Chiller
Alright alright. Don’t worry we’re not gonna get all domestic on your ass. But maybe we’ll get international on it! I dunno even know what that means, sorry. But regardless you need to make this cocktail now. Now! OK, if you don’t have a watermelon handy, we’ll give you until next weekend. Deal. Don’t renege, or we will hunt you down. And maybe do that international thing.
So this buzzy ‘lil baby is everything you want – both cheap and easy. And delish! And a serious good-time party catalyst, word to your mutha. I mean, I could easily drink an entire batch of this myself. Hmmm, I was wondering what I was gonna do this weekend.
And you don’t need to be a Tyler Florence, Bobby Flay or even an oh-so-cool mixologist to prepare this juicy number. Here’s all ya gotta do:
1) Take a watermelon, and cut up enough to make 6 cups of juice. How much is that? Figure about 1/3 -1/2 of an average sized melon. Then, throw the pieces into a blender and juice it up and if you have a blender from this century there’s marks on the outside to tell you how many cups you have. Note: If you are already lost, please leave. Now. And clear your cookies. Just go to a bar and get hammered.
b) Add a 3 oz. can of frozen limeade to the mix
OK at this point you’ll prolly need to dump it out of a blender into a larger pitcher or something.
c) Then add 6 cups of vodka. And don’t be cheap! Even though you’re not drinkin’ it straight spend a couple extra bucks and use Grey Goose or something. Minimum, use Skyy. 
4) Add one liter of club soda and bada bing! Pour this bad boy in a big glass on the rocks and start drinkin’! Oh, if you loose some fizz, top off your glass with a little glug, glug of Club Soda. The bubbles are KEY.
5) If you’re feelin’ fancy, add a watermelon wedge. Or not. Either way, this recipe will give you a slightly more classy outcome than the alternative…
Sip, slurp, repeat. And watch out this stuff’ll sneak up on ya!
VdV Rating: 4
